
We did have some candidates last year, but by now I cannot remember one from the other. One day recently I was accidentally listening to Neil Diamond (who turned down a Cantor position himself in the 1980's film The Jazz Singer) and I started wondering what is going on with this cantor search. So when I heard there was going to be a “Town Hall’’ meeting about the search, Boy, was I eager to attend. And at the end of the meeting, Boy, was I confused!
To my ears it went something like this: “Maybe our criteria for a Cantor is too demanding, but on the other hand - maybe not”. “Maybe we should look for a part time Cantor - but maybe not”. “Maybe it will take a long time to find a Cantor, but, on the other hand - maybe not”. And after hearing this, maybe I was getting a headache.

But the coup de grace (pardon my yiddish) was when I heard that we will know the right Cantor the moment he (or she!) steps into the synagogue. Oy veh- I said to myself- we are looking to fall in love. This reminded me of a single person I know who is looking for the “perfect” mate: Someone attractive, but not stuck up; smart, but not a know it all; kind, but not a pushover; funny, but serious. You get the picture. That single person ( not I - my criteria was I would go out with anyone who would take me) is of course still looking for that perfect mate, and if we go down this road we may be looking for a Cantor for a very long time as well.
I can just hear you saying as you read this- So Mr. Wise Guy what is your grand solution? Funny you should ask. If I was being serious and practical I would say for heavens sake decide what cantorial model ( full time, part time, traditional, innovative) is best for the shul and explain your decision honestly and openly to the congregation. Then prioritize what qualities are most important. Is it having a good voice, or the quality of the davening, or the ability to get people to participate, open to innovation, etc? And if one finds such a person but they have the personality of a noodle - so be it!!!
But if I was dreamin
